To me – the best bet for a lady’s Halloween costume has to be 50% sexy and 50% funny. I remember one year I went as Winona Ryder – during her “stealing years,” – and I dressed in a large overcoat with large cumbersome objects sticking out of the pockets. I did not get any tail that night. I also got complaints from my friends to “stop sitting down to rest” all night long. Dressing 100% funny makes for 0% fun times. What are the repercussions for dressing 100% sexy you may ask